An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 07 Cleansing Magic

Cleansing Magic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/7/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

‘Rita-chan must have had a time like that too’
‘Master must have raised you thinking the same thing’

“Ah, yeah. Master used to do peek-a-boo at me a lot. He made a weird face, and I didn’t really get it.”
“Eh. Rita-chan, you remember when you were little?”
“Mm. I remember.”

I remember not just from after I was taken in, but up until I was abandoned too.
One reason I can live as a witch is this memory. For a mage, memory is a talent on the same level as handling mana—maybe even more important.

‘The memory is one thing, but Master’s story is what’s surprising lol’
‘Peek-a-boo lmao’
‘That person did stuff like that, huh lol’

He was pretty deredere, I guess. He apparently hadn’t even considered that I’d remember, though.
When I told him that story, his cheek twitched in a really funny way.

“Well then. I’ll go wash the dishes, so Rita-chan, you take it easy.”

With that, Mami stood up.

“Mm? If that’s it, I’ll do it.”
“Eh. Ah, no. That’s really…”
“It’ll be done right away.”

I’ll use cleansing magic, so it’s not a problem. I got treated to katsu curry, even got ice cream, and on top of that going home without doing anything would be wrong, I think.
I take my staff and use cleansing magic. The dishes on the table are wrapped in light for an instant, and become as clean as new.

“Wah… Amazing. Thank you.”
“Mm. Thank you too.”
“I’ll just go put them away, then.” Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 04

Chapter 3: The Red-and-White Handguns

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/4/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

What I’ve figured out so far: apparently no one but me can hear Ring’s voice.
I tried hanging it from a chain around my neck, and at breakfast and during laundry, nobody reacted to it at all.

Is this thing really not a ghost. It’s pretty suspicious.
Well, for now, I should probably leave that part out when I explain to Sister Naria.

“So anyway, there was a ring and two handguns in it.”
“…I’m sorry, I don’t understand.”
“Yeah, I don’t either.
And apparently there’s someone at the Adventurer’s Guild in the capital who might know what’s going on.”

According to Ring, the sender, Glad, is there.
I’d like to ask for the details, but it isn’t a distance you just pop over.

“Ah, the sender.”
“I’d like to hear the story from that person, but it’s the capital. So I’m stuck on what to do.”
“…Hmm. What did the letter say?”
“‘I hereby return your fate to you,’ I think.”
“…Fate, is it.”

She looks like she has no idea.
Well, of course. I don’t either.

“Hmm. All right—why not go?”
“Eh. To the capital?”
“Yes. You might learn something about your parents.”
“Hmm. I don’t really care about that, though.”

Frankly, I have no interest in the people who abandoned me.
Besides, my mother is Sister Naria.
The person who raised a heretic with black hair and black eyes this far. My benefactor.
I’ll never say that out loud. Too embarrassing.

“I mean, the capital’s like a week round trip? You’ll be in trouble if I’m not here, right?”
“We’ll manage among ourselves for a while. And it’s a chance for the other children to learn to do more.”
“Unnyu. I see…”

I’m glad she’s saying that. But. Hmm.
Those who-knows-what ring and handguns are my fate, huh.
Sounds like nonsense to me.

“And, Ouka. You said ‘handguns’ just now, didn’t you?”
“Eh, yeah. I did.”

“Ouka. What is a handgun?”

Eh, what is… wait?

What is a handgun?
I don’t know any such thing.

“Eh, wait? Why…”

Why do I know the name of something I’ve never seen? Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 03

Chapter 2: The Mysterious Ring and Breakfast

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/3/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

What was that.
The ring glowed, and then it talked.

“Eh, what, a ghost?”

I would really rather not have ghosts in the church.
Ugh, my heart is hammering.

“…What even was that, seriously.”
“—Confirm. By ‘what,’ do you mean me?”
“It talked agaaaaain!?”

I scramble back.
Window behind me. Worst case, I go out that way.
Then around to the front and get the little ones out. Yeah. That’s the plan.

Ah, have Sister Naria exorcise it, or…
No, ghosts are probably too much even for her?

“—I am not a ghost: I am an interface for interpersonal communication.”
“…Ha? What?”
“—I am an interface for interpersonal communication.”
“Interpersonal commu… uh, so you’re not a ghost?”
“—Negative: I am an interface for interpersonal communication.”
“You’re not a ghost, then?”
“—Affirmative: I am an interperson—”
“No, that’s enough of that.”

An interface for interpersonal communication, huh.
You’ve said it enough times. I remember.

Anyway, I don’t really get what it’s saying, but… we can talk, apparently.
Also, apparently not a ghost.

“…Uh. Do you do bad things?”
“—Negative.”
“Are you on my side?”
“—Affirmative.”
“…Got it. Then I’ll hear the rest later. Can you wait?”
“—Affirmative.”
“All right… hup!”

I pick the ring up, gingerly. No problem.
It isn’t glowing anymore. Just an ordinary ring.
…Looking closer, what’s this even made of?
If it’s silver, maybe it would sell for a lot.

I set it on the parcel for now. No change. Hmm.
Well, for the moment it doesn’t seem to be a bad one.
I can’t imagine a ring could do much mischief anyway. First things first: do what I have to do. Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 02

Chapter 1: The Usual Morning

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/2/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

My day starts before dawn.

I get out of bed, change into my usual plain white blouse and faded brown shorts, and head for the washbasin.
I wash my face, brush my teeth, and check that there’s no bed-head in the bangs trimmed above my black eyes, or in the long black hair I wear down my back.

That’s me, ready.

Same as always, I head for the kitchen and make breakfast for twenty.
Today it’s red-bean soup and black bread.
Plain, but the soup shouldn’t taste bad.
I simmered in the vegetable scraps I was given yesterday, so even with not much in it, you get a lot of flavors.
I taste it just in case. Yep. Pretty good today too.

∞∞∞∞

On the way to the dining hall with the pot, the little ones start getting up.

“Morning. Go wash your faces, hurry up.”
“Okaaay!”

They answer in chorus and clatter off.
Energetic first thing in the morning—can’t ask for more.
All right. I brace myself and totter along with the heavy pot.

I’m setting the soup pot on the hall table and laying out dishes when Sister Naria comes out of the chapel.
I pause and greet her with a smile.

“Good morning, Ouka.”
“Morning, Sister Naria.”

Against the pitch-black habit, the silver hair spilling from her hood catches the sun and sparkles.
She’s beautiful today too. I don’t know why, but it makes me a little happy.

“It smells good again. You’re a lifesaver, every day.”
“You say that every day.”
“Hee hee. I suppose I do. You, on the other hand, still won’t call me Mother.”
“Guh… Ah, look, breakfast’s ready.”
“Ufufu. Yes, yes.”

Once everyone is there, we put our hands together and say “Itadakimasu” in unison.
Apparently they don’t do this elsewhere, but this church has always done it before meals.
It means we receive life, I’m told.
I don’t know who started it, but it feels kind of nice, and it looks well-mannered, so everyone copies it.

Today, too: Itadakimasu. Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 01

Chapter 0: Preview Extra

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/1/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

A pack of monsters in front of me.
Five combat magitech dolls. Even veteran adventurers are said to have a hard time handling that many without a party.

Facing something like that, my body shakes.
I’m scared. I want to run right now. Tears are about to come.
This is not an enemy a mere town girl should be taking on just because she was handed a weapon.
The sheer unreality of it chills me through to the pit of my stomach.
Ahh, I never should have taken that weird request at the Adventurer’s Guild.

Even so.
Behind me, there are still little children.
Kids huddled together, fighting not to cry.
To them, these expressionless monsters lurking in the mansion they snuck into on a test of courage must be a nightmare itself.

I have something I want to protect. People I want to save.
And if this hand holds the power to fight—borrowed or not.

There is no world in which I back down.

Fragments of mirror scattered everywhere catch my reflection.
Long black hair, black eyes. Slight, and short. Even I can see I look unreliable.
That is exactly why I put up a front and smile.

I draw the red-and-white handguns from the holsters at my hips and grip them.
I speak a single word to the ring hanging from a chain at my chest.

“Ring!”
“—Sakura-Drive Ready.”

A familiar, androgynous voice. I answer my reliable partner.

“Ignition!”

Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 00

Sakura Bullet

~In a Sword-and-Magic Fantasy World, a Town Girl Who Can Use Neither Meets a Pair of Handguns. She Just Wants to Know Where She Came From—Don’t You Dare Call Her a Hero~

 

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“I hereby return your fate to you.”

With that single line, one girl’s story begins to move.

◆ Informal synopsis ◆
A lively long-haired black-haired girl adventuring in another world.
Plenty of fights and food-teasing.
If that sounds like your thing, please read Chapter 0.

◆ Proper synopsis ◆
A world after the Demon King has fallen.
A certain small town. A girl named Ouka, raised in a church where orphans live.

The heroes of salvation, summoned from another world.
Ouka has the same black hair and black eyes as they do—a heretical look, rare in this world—and yet she has always been a bright, forward-looking girl.

Her days are ordinary and unchanging, but she finds happiness in that ordinary life.
The church children she loves, the townspeople who are kind to her.
And above all, the days she spends with Sister Naria, who has been a parent to her, are irreplaceable.

Then, on her fifteenth birthday, a parcel and a letter arrive.

In the parcel: a pair of red-and-white handguns that should not exist in this world, and a small ring engraved with a mysterious language.

And in the letter, a strange line.

“I hereby return your fate to you.”

To get to the bottom of her own birth, and of the meaning of that strange message, she sets out by coach for the royal capital.

This is the story of one ordinary town girl.
Of daily life, of fighting, of cooking, of adventuring, of being given sweets by the people around her.

And, before long, of fairy-tale heroes and an entire country getting pulled in.

A story of days that will not sit still.

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 06 Ice Cream

Ice Cream

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/6/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

From the sound of it it seems hard, but maybe it’s easy once you actually do it. The annoying part doesn’t change, though. Meaning she went out of her way to make it.
I look at Mami. She’s smiling.

“It’s really good.”
“Is it? I’m glad.”

I heard a small sigh of relief. Was she nervous. It’s not like I’d complain when she’s cooking for me.
All right, next is the curry itself…

“What is this. It’s so thick and gloopy.”
“Eh?”

‘Eh?’
‘From the video it looks about standard, I think’
‘What was Master’s curry that Rita-chan ate even like…’

“It was brown water on rice.”

‘O-oh’
‘What is that (confused)’
‘Just hearing it sounds awful’

No, it was good, so I liked it… But this is completely different. If this is what Master had in mind, I can understand why he called it a failed work.
I put it on the rice and try it. The sharp little spiciness is to my taste.

“Anyway, I can say this much.”
“W-what?”
“Master’s curry rice was garbage. No mistake.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 05 Katsu Curry

Katsu Curry

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/5/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Master said there were definitely more men, so honestly this is unexpected.
To tell the truth, either is fine with me. The only man I know is Master, and the only woman I know is the Great Spirit. …Wait, do spirits even have a gender…?
Anyway, both are unknown quantities to me, so I don’t really mind. She seems easy to talk to, and I’m glad about that.

“Rita-chan, you wanted curry rice, right. It’ll be done soon, so wait a bit.”
“Mm.”

Ah, she’s really making it. That’s purely nice.
I don’t know if Mami is good at cooking, but it should be better than Master’s. The ingredients are different to start with. Master even said the ingredients were too bad.
Mami leaves the room. Now, what should I do.

“Witch onee-chan!”
“Mm?”

Chii-chan was still in the room. She’s staring at me. I feel like her eyes are sparkling. Is this that thing they call a look of expectation.

“Can you use magic?”
“Mm. I can.”
“I wanna see!”
“Okay.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 04 Chii-chan, First Earthling

Chii-chan, First Earthling

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/4/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Hmm… If there’s delicious curry rice, that’s fine. Spread the magic circle out. I’ll use it as a landmark.”

‘Are you sane?’
‘Rita-chan, you should reconsider. That’s a no-good person!’
‘That’s rude!’

I do think that’s a little rude, but the fact that more people are worried about me probably means I’m the one whose sense is off. I should probably fix that bit by bit.
But there’s no need to worry.

“Guns, was it? Even if I get shot or cut with a sword or stabbed, it’s not a problem, so it’s fine. I have a barrier up.”

‘Ah, yes’
‘Rita-chan is too strong…’
‘Easy to forget with how cute she looks, but this kid, according to the Great Spirit, is one of the world’s strongest…’
‘Worrying is a waste, then’

I don’t know how it actually is, but I don’t think I’d lose to a civilian in a sneak attack, at least.
Yeah. Looks like the person on Kokoro-zakura Island spread out the magic circle. All right, let’s go.

“I’m going, then. By the way, anyone other than me will get something called a mosaic, so just so you know.”

‘Privacy matters, after all’
‘Learn from this, mass media’
‘Don’t start a topic that’ll blow up’

All right, let’s go.

“Telepooort.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 03 Chat Lottery on the Stream

Chat Lottery on the Stream

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/3/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“And so, I’m going to Earth now.”

I got home, started a stream right away, and made the announcement. What do they call this again. Strike while the iron is hot? Something like that.

‘Wait wait wait wait’
‘What is this kid saying first thing’
‘Bit, joke, or serious—details’

Comments were pouring past in a flood, but reading all of them is a pain, so answering at random should be fine.

“I made teleport magic. I just showed it to the Great Spirit and got her stamp of approval.”

‘Isn’t that way too fast!?’
‘I’ve thought this before, but you put out results fast enough that even we, who don’t know magic, can tell’
‘You doing something?’

“Yeah. I make a subspace and usually research in there. Time flows slower inside.”

‘Ahh, I see. The so-called mental and…’
‘Don’t go any further’
‘Huhh. Convenient little room’
‘Huh? I thought I heard Rita-chan is a high elf so she grows really slowly’
‘In other words, a loli granny’
‘Stop that lmao’

I feel like I just got picked a huge fight with, but also, somehow, like it’s one of those things I can’t deny. Master’s direct teaching: ignore inconvenient topics.

“Anyway, I’m going now.”

‘Now? …Now!?’
‘Now as in, actually now? Like right this second!?’
‘The incarnation of initiative lmao’

“It’s not that much.”

‘That wasn’t praise, you know’ Continue reading →