Isekai Witch Streaming

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 00 Intro

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Intro

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life ~What My Vanished Master Left Behind Was Communication Magic Connected to Earth. I Copy Master, Stream, and Get Snacks~

A little witch lived in a forest called the Spirit Forest.
From her Master, that witch was given a single spell.
Streaming magic. A mysterious spell that carries voice and video to Master’s homeland.
The little witch takes it easy and enjoys herself with streaming magic.

She shows off magic on stream and receives sweets through a strange system called snack toss.
She takes an interest in the food the viewers talk about, and even develops magic to go to Earth.
Sometimes she tours the isekai while streaming, and everyone enjoys the usual tropes together.
And sometimes she tries following the trail of the Master who set out on a journey.

This is the story of a little witch who lives in another world, going here and there to play with the viewers who live on Earth.

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 01 Prologue

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Prologue

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/1/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Somewhere, there was a vast forest. The widest forest on this planet, called the Spirit Forest. At its center stands a tree overwhelmingly thicker, taller, and greater than the rest. The World Tree, which governs the flow of mana in the world.

The one who manages that wide forest all alone is the Guardian.
The Guardian is chosen by the spirit that dwells in the World Tree, or else summoned from another world. The chosen Guardian then lives an easy life in the forest and watches over it.

Of course, the spirit does not force anyone. It respects the will of the one it has chosen, and if refused, it looks for someone else.
That said, the current Guardian was a little different from the Guardians so far.
She was taken in by the previous Guardian, a mage, became a disciple, and then inherited the Guardian’s role as-is. The spirit did approve, of course, but it is still a different way of being chosen than before.
And one more thing. The current Guardian had a little hobby, inherited from the previous Guardian.

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An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 02 That’s Right, Let’s Go to Earth

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That’s Right, Let’s Go to Earth

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/2/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

I am Rita. Guardian of the Spirit Forest.
When I was little, I was apparently abandoned at the entrance of this forest and taken in by Master. I don’t remember much from right after I was picked up.

After Master took me in, I learned magic directly from Master, who was the Guardian, and now I’ve inherited the Guardian’s position.

While I was being taught magic, Master taught me a lot of things. Not magic—things like where Master came from.
Master was apparently born and raised in a place called Japan, in a world called Earth. Died there, and was called to this world by the spirit of the World Tree, or something.
Maybe that’s why the stories of home I heard from Master were of a very mysterious world.

And as a so-called perk of reincarnation, Master had a connection to that world.
Streaming magic, he called it. If you use it, you can interact with Master’s homeland. A really amazing spell. At first I couldn’t even imagine what kind of magic it was, but these days I’m used to it.

Once Master handed over the Guardian’s qualifications, and the streaming magic while he was at it, he left the forest, saying that since it was a rare isekai he might as well go look around. Since then, I’ve been spending my time alone. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 03 Chat Lottery on the Stream

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Chat Lottery on the Stream

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/3/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“And so, I’m going to Earth now.”

I got home, started a stream right away, and made the announcement. What do they call this again. Strike while the iron is hot? Something like that.

‘Wait wait wait wait’
‘What is this kid saying first thing’
‘Bit, joke, or serious—details’

Comments were pouring past in a flood, but reading all of them is a pain, so answering at random should be fine.

“I made teleport magic. I just showed it to the Great Spirit and got her stamp of approval.”

‘Isn’t that way too fast!?’
‘I’ve thought this before, but you put out results fast enough that even we, who don’t know magic, can tell’
‘You doing something?’

“Yeah. I make a subspace and usually research in there. Time flows slower inside.”

‘Ahh, I see. The so-called mental and…’
‘Don’t go any further’
‘Huhh. Convenient little room’
‘Huh? I thought I heard Rita-chan is a high elf so she grows really slowly’
‘In other words, a loli granny’
‘Stop that lmao’

I feel like I just got picked a huge fight with, but also, somehow, like it’s one of those things I can’t deny. Master’s direct teaching: ignore inconvenient topics.

“Anyway, I’m going now.”

‘Now? …Now!?’
‘Now as in, actually now? Like right this second!?’
‘The incarnation of initiative lmao’

“It’s not that much.”

‘That wasn’t praise, you know’ Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 04 Chii-chan, First Earthling

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Chii-chan, First Earthling

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/4/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Hmm… If there’s delicious curry rice, that’s fine. Spread the magic circle out. I’ll use it as a landmark.”

‘Are you sane?’
‘Rita-chan, you should reconsider. That’s a no-good person!’
‘That’s rude!’

I do think that’s a little rude, but the fact that more people are worried about me probably means I’m the one whose sense is off. I should probably fix that bit by bit.
But there’s no need to worry.

“Guns, was it? Even if I get shot or cut with a sword or stabbed, it’s not a problem, so it’s fine. I have a barrier up.”

‘Ah, yes’
‘Rita-chan is too strong…’
‘Easy to forget with how cute she looks, but this kid, according to the Great Spirit, is one of the world’s strongest…’
‘Worrying is a waste, then’

I don’t know how it actually is, but I don’t think I’d lose to a civilian in a sneak attack, at least.
Yeah. Looks like the person on Kokoro-zakura Island spread out the magic circle. All right, let’s go.

“I’m going, then. By the way, anyone other than me will get something called a mosaic, so just so you know.”

‘Privacy matters, after all’
‘Learn from this, mass media’
‘Don’t start a topic that’ll blow up’

All right, let’s go.

“Telepooort.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 05 Katsu Curry

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Katsu Curry

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/5/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Master said there were definitely more men, so honestly this is unexpected.
To tell the truth, either is fine with me. The only man I know is Master, and the only woman I know is the Great Spirit. …Wait, do spirits even have a gender…?
Anyway, both are unknown quantities to me, so I don’t really mind. She seems easy to talk to, and I’m glad about that.

“Rita-chan, you wanted curry rice, right. It’ll be done soon, so wait a bit.”
“Mm.”

Ah, she’s really making it. That’s purely nice.
I don’t know if Mami is good at cooking, but it should be better than Master’s. The ingredients are different to start with. Master even said the ingredients were too bad.
Mami leaves the room. Now, what should I do.

“Witch onee-chan!”
“Mm?”

Chii-chan was still in the room. She’s staring at me. I feel like her eyes are sparkling. Is this that thing they call a look of expectation.

“Can you use magic?”
“Mm. I can.”
“I wanna see!”
“Okay.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 06 Ice Cream

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Ice Cream

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/6/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

From the sound of it it seems hard, but maybe it’s easy once you actually do it. The annoying part doesn’t change, though. Meaning she went out of her way to make it.
I look at Mami. She’s smiling.

“It’s really good.”
“Is it? I’m glad.”

I heard a small sigh of relief. Was she nervous. It’s not like I’d complain when she’s cooking for me.
All right, next is the curry itself…

“What is this. It’s so thick and gloopy.”
“Eh?”

‘Eh?’
‘From the video it looks about standard, I think’
‘What was Master’s curry that Rita-chan ate even like…’

“It was brown water on rice.”

‘O-oh’
‘What is that (confused)’
‘Just hearing it sounds awful’

No, it was good, so I liked it… But this is completely different. If this is what Master had in mind, I can understand why he called it a failed work.
I put it on the rice and try it. The sharp little spiciness is to my taste.

“Anyway, I can say this much.”
“W-what?”
“Master’s curry rice was garbage. No mistake.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 07 Cleansing Magic

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Cleansing Magic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/7/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

‘Rita-chan must have had a time like that too’
‘Master must have raised you thinking the same thing’

“Ah, yeah. Master used to do peek-a-boo at me a lot. He made a weird face, and I didn’t really get it.”
“Eh. Rita-chan, you remember when you were little?”
“Mm. I remember.”

I remember not just from after I was taken in, but up until I was abandoned too.
One reason I can live as a witch is this memory. For a mage, memory is a talent on the same level as handling mana—maybe even more important.

‘The memory is one thing, but Master’s story is what’s surprising lol’
‘Peek-a-boo lmao’
‘That person did stuff like that, huh lol’

He was pretty deredere, I guess. He apparently hadn’t even considered that I’d remember, though.
When I told him that story, his cheek twitched in a really funny way.

“Well then. I’ll go wash the dishes, so Rita-chan, you take it easy.”

With that, Mami stood up.

“Mm? If that’s it, I’ll do it.”
“Eh. Ah, no. That’s really…”
“It’ll be done right away.”

I’ll use cleansing magic, so it’s not a problem. I got treated to katsu curry, even got ice cream, and on top of that going home without doing anything would be wrong, I think.
I take my staff and use cleansing magic. The dishes on the table are wrapped in light for an instant, and become as clean as new.

“Wah… Amazing. Thank you.”
“Mm. Thank you too.”
“I’ll just go put them away, then.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 08 There Was No Rule That Said You Can’t Break the Rules!

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There Was No Rule That Said You Can’t Break the Rules!

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/8/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“And so, I’m home.”

‘What “and so” are we talking about’
‘We’re in the usual forest before we knew it’

After that, I came back to the usual forest. I thought I’d explain directly to their mom, but according to Mami it would get complicated, so don’t, she said. She’ll explain.
To be honest, I’m bad at explaining, so I was grateful.

‘So what happened in the end?’

“Mm. I’m planning to teach only magic that isn’t dangerous. Cleansing magic and so on.”

‘You’re teaching her’
‘A little unexpected’
‘If it’s cleansing magic, it should be fine, right?’

Probably fine. Depending on how you use it you might be able to do bad things too, but that’s the same as tools even a child can touch. If I teach her properly it should be fine. Should.

‘So, Rita-chan. Impressions of your first Japan—or rather, first curry?’

“To put it mildly, the best.”

I never thought I’d get to eat katsu curry. It was so, so good. I really want to eat it again. Just imagining it, I might start drooling.

“I saw something called a television too, and that’s amazing. I don’t get how a thing like such a thin board can make pictures move. Science is amazing.”

‘I don’t know. I’m a little happy’
‘I get it. Makes you smirk’
‘Doya!’
‘Well, we didn’t make it lol’

But it’s true that Earth’s humans made it. I really think it’s amazing. People here definitely couldn’t make it. Science and technology themselves aren’t that developed.

I walk at an easy pace through the forest as it starts to get dark. My destination is the World Tree.
Reaching the World Tree, I immediately called the Great Spirit.

“Spirit-sama, you there? Guess not. Then no souvenirs.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 09 Souvenirs

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Souvenirs

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/9/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“More importantly, souvenirs.”

What I took out of the vinyl bag was two curry buns, one pack of four mitarashi dango, and two of Mami’s homemade onigiri. She’d arranged it so the Great Spirit and I could split it evenly.

“Here, Spirit-sama.”
“Yes. Thank you.”

I hand the Great Spirit a curry bun and an onigiri. All right, let’s eat right away.
I tear the curry bun bag… This bag is amazing too. Isn’t Japan too amazing?
Pakuri, a bite. Hmm…

“There’s no curry…”

‘Ahh… lol’
‘Rita-chan, with store-bought curry buns the filling is sometimes bunched to one side. If you keep eating it’ll come out’

“Huh.”

If I keep munching along, the curry comes out right away. It’s not the gloopy stuff that sits on curry rice, but this is definitely curry. A little on the sweet side, but spicy, and it goes well with the bread. Delicious.

“Whoever thought of putting curry in bread is a genius, I think.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 10 Magic Training: Beginner’s Course

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Magic Training: Beginner’s Course

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/10/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

A week since I first went to Earth. Since then, once a day, I’ve been visiting Earth—or rather, Mami’s house. The goal isn’t delicious food. I mean, that’s part of it.

“Hmm… Can you feel it?”
“It’s a little warm?”
“That’s good.”

I’m holding both of Chii-chan’s hands, training her to sense mana.
Mami apparently talked to their mom, and we got permission, more or less. More or less meaning she’s half in doubt, or rather, she seems to think it’s that kind of play.
According to Mami, if you suddenly get told it’s magic, that’s the reaction you get.

Even so, permission is permission. So since then, I’ve been teaching Chii-chan a little at a time.
Well, teaching, but it’s only the training to sense mana.
To use magic, the skill of handling mana is required. And to handle it, you have to become able to sense what mana is like.

In other words, what Chii-chan is doing is the very first training for using magic.
And this training is said to be the first, and the greatest, hurdle. According to the Great Spirit, even among people in our world, only one in ten can sense mana.

‘But one in ten feels like quite a lot’
‘No no. That’s just being able to sense it is one in ten, right. Once it comes to actually using magic, it gets even fewer, doesn’t it?’
‘I see, understood’ Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 11

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Cosplay

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/11/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Three days ago, I think? Around then, I asked on stream for the next destination. Asked for recommendations, more than putting out a call.

One of those was a building in the capital, Tokyo. Well, apparently Tokyo has a ton of buildings. I asked Mami about it in a roundabout way and had her look it up, so I already have the exact location.

And today there’s some kind of event, they said. A cosplay event, or something. There are people who cosplay games too, so even in these clothes I shouldn’t stand out much.

I don’t really want to take this robe off. Because this robe has all kinds of magic on it. It’s no exaggeration to say I can go to Earth unprotected because I have this robe.
In short, defensive magic. It should bounce most interference from so-called modern weapons. Probably.
So if I can wear the robe and still not stand out, that’s best.

And so, I am at the event venue now. In the plaza in front of the building, mixed in with people in clothes you don’t see much in Japan. Mixed in, I think.
The place I teleported to was the shade of a tree in the corner of the plaza. Trees are planted around the plaza, so the shade isn’t that conspicuous. When I teleported in I thought someone might catch me, but luckily nobody noticed.
After that I mixed in with the people at the venue, but… how do I put it. Yeah. I might have failed. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 12

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Rain-Shelter Magic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/12/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Still, the quality is high! You really put work into this!”
“Th-thank you…”

Quality or not, I am the real one…!
The older girl gave me posing directions, so I just followed those for now. Photos kept getting taken one after another. I don’t know. It’s embarrassing, but this is fun in its own way.
While I was being the subject, even more people gathered. Can I too, me too, and so on. They could just do it on their own. Very proper of them.
But, um, uh… isn’t this too many…?

“Help.”

When I said it so only the stream could hear, replies came right away.

‘No’
‘Give it up’
‘Lame lmao’
‘Shut up lol’

Yeah. This is hopeless.

“Ah, right. Um, is a two-shot okay…?”

The first person asked that. Whatever. They can do as they like.
When I nodded, she left her camera with someone nearby and ran over. We posed together, and more photos were taken.
They really take a lot. Is taking pictures of people that fun?

‘Depends on the person’
‘There are people who aren’t interested in cosplay to begin with’
‘The ones who like it like it all the way’

“Huh… I don’t really get it…”
“Eh? Did you say something?”
“It’s nothing.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 13

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Gyoza

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/13/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

I canceled the vanishing magic a little after leaving the venue, but… wow. The surroundings are amazing. I’d heard about it and thought I understood, but seeing it for real is more than I expected.
Skyscrapers left and right. I thought the trees in the forest I live in were pretty big and tall, but this is exactly what they mean by it being presumptuous even to compare.

“Amazing. Tall. Amazing.”

‘Rita-chan’s vocabulary lmao’
‘She’s just a country bumpkin coming to the city lol’
‘Well, first time you come you get overwhelmed. I get it, I get it’

I can’t believe this many people live in buildings this tall. That said, it also looks a little cramped.

“Is Japan that small a country? Did the population go up or something?”

‘What do you mean?’
‘Ahh… Rita-chan. Most of the buildings here are for work. Most people have their homes somewhere else.’

“Ah, I see.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 14

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The World Is Surprisingly Small

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/14/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“There’s this too.”

When I turned at the guide’s voice, he was holding something like a red soup. He set it on the table, and it has a slightly unique smell. I can tell from the smell. This is a spicy one.

“Is spicy okay?”
“Mm. Of course.”

I try it with the spoon he brought along. The lots of whitish stuff, is that tofu? When I put it in my mouth, it’s spicier than I expected. Spicier than curry. But I don’t know, it’s the kind of spice you could get used to.
This goes really well with rice too. Delicious.

“Eheh…”

‘Ahh geez what delivery am I even supposed to get!’
‘Just get all of it?’
‘Gyoza and mapo tofu is rough on an old guy’

Ah, so that’s the name of this dish. Um…

“Mabaa tofu?”
“Maba… nfu…”

Ah, the guide kind of laughed at me. I guess that’s wrong.

‘Mabaa tofu lmao’
‘Well, if you don’t know how to read it and only see the kanji you wouldn’t know lol’
‘Rita-chan, it’s maa-boh-doh-fu’

“Hoh hoh. Maa-boh-doh-fu.”

‘The pronunciation feels a little off, but well, it’s fine!’ Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 15

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There Are a Lot More Now

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/15/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The day after I went to Tokyo. I started streaming before noon as usual, and immediately tilted my head.

“What is this.”

They’re greeting me, but there’s a lot of stuff that clearly isn’t Japanese. English and such. There’s a lot of other stuff too, but I don’t get it. Master only taught me Japanese.
The number of comments is huge too. It’s just, amazing. The black board is packed with letters, a little hard to read. Not so much I can’t read it, though.

‘Rita-chan, heeey’
‘This got more amazing than expected lol’
‘The viewer count’s a crazy number too lol’

Viewer count. Come to think of it I can see that, right. I never cared so I never paid attention. Um…

“What is this. Fifty thousand…? And it’s still going up…?”

People are increasing at an incredible pace. What is this, scary. Even I can tell fifty thousand is a really big number.

“Why are there so many people today? Is it a holiday or something?” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 16

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That’s the Aesthetic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/16/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

There’s a huge flood of comments and reacting to each one is a pain. I’ll ignore comments for a while.

“First I’ll go greet the Great Spirit. If she says no there, I’ll have to give up.”

‘You’re the Guardian, after all. Just wandering off on your own would be bad’
‘You come to Japan pretty casually though lol’
‘Weird… Japan should be way farther…’

When I think about it, it does feel a little strange.
I go frequently to Japan, which is very, very far away, but I’ve never been to a town in this world, which should be much closer.
I wasn’t that interested, so maybe it can’t be helped.
I teleport to the World Tree. When I call the Great Spirit, she comes out right away.

“I’m going to town for a bit.”
“Eh. Eh…? Eeh!?”

‘The Great Spirit is super surprised lol’
‘Well, from the Great Spirit’s point of view of course she’d be surprised lol’
‘After all, Rita-chan…’

“What’s going on, Rita! This isn’t like you, the shut-in! The shut-in who has days she holes up in subspace and doesn’t come out!”

‘That’s it’
‘The Great Spirit said everything we wanted to say’
‘As expected of the Great Spirit…!’

I feel like I’m being made fun of, but I know I can’t push back hard on this. When I get absorbed in research, I’ve spent years inside the subspace.
But it’s not like I’m not annoyed, so I glare a little, and the Great Spirit puts her hands together looking apologetic. I’ll forgive her.

‘Calculatingly cute’
‘The Great Spirit is a sly woman’
‘If this is Rita-chan’s guardian, the world’s done for’ Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 17

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Flying Magic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/17/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The viewers got bored of the scenery, so I sped up. From the Spirit Forest to the town is about the distance of a horse running a full day, apparently. I got there in about an hour, and even then everyone seemed bored.

‘After you sped up we couldn’t even tell what the scenery was lol’
‘All we could do was talk…’

“Hmm… Next time I won’t stream during travel.”

I can’t say the travel itself is important, and showing just inside the town is fine too.
Anyway, arrival. I’m flying fairly high, and a big town is visible below. A large wall against magic beasts surrounds the town, with gates at east, west, south, and north.

“Which gate should I use. The closest one okay?”

‘No’
‘It’d be obvious you came from the Spirit Forest. How about the south gate?’

“South, then.”

I gain altitude so I can’t be seen from the ground, and head for the opposite side.
Looking down from up here, you can tell it’s a really wide town. There’s a big building in the center, I wonder what that is?

‘Whoa. This is fantasy, huh’
‘What’s amazing is that a town that big has no power lines’
‘Unthinkable from modern Japan’ Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 18

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The Textbook Young Lady

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/18/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

When I asked, the soldier nodded right away.

“Of course! Mages are treasures of the town, of the country, and of the world! There could be no one who would refuse you. You mentioned looking for someone; we will assist.”
“Ah, that’s all right.”
“I see…”

He kind of drooped. A little like a puppy… no, that’s not it. I don’t want a dog this big.

“Then please, Lady Witch. Allow us to escort you.”
“Eh. Ah, um… Shouldn’t I wait in line…?”
“Making a Lady Witch wait is unthinkable!”
“Haa…”

I mean, I don’t mind. Getting in without being made to wait is really nice.
But somehow. I can tell there’s some kind of purpose. More than special treatment, I think it’s so I don’t get tired of waiting and go somewhere else.

I mean, if it were just a guide, you wouldn’t need two soldiers. One of them isn’t saying anything and is just staring at me. A little scary.
The soldier who spoke to me leads, and I follow. The other soldier is behind me. Guard, or so I don’t get away, I wonder which.

‘This is it, Rita-chan’s going to get caught?’
‘Very well, then it’s war!’

“I’m not doing that.”
“Lady Witch?”
“It’s nothing.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 19

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Epithets and Titles

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/19/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

I know it can’t be helped, but “wild child” might have actually been a pretty big shock. No, yeah. It’s fine. I take pride in my work. Probably. Surely.

“Then, if I may be so bold, I shall give you a simple explanation. It is also the reason I am here.”
“Haa… Please.”

And so Mireille gave me a light explanation of adventurers and the guild.
Adventurers are people registered with the guild, and the guild is an organization that brokers work for adventurers, apparently. At registration they take a hearing and check your aptitude, and you’re sorted into warrior or mage, or something.
Then they introduce work that matches that aptitude.

“Hmm hmm.”
“Of course you cannot take high-difficulty requests immediately. Adventurers have ranks, and work is assigned according to that rank.”
“Hoh hoh.”
“Are you listening?”
“Mm.”

It’s fine. I understand. It’s just that the viewers are a little noisy. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 20

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I’m Being Recruited

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/20/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Um… Rita?”
“Ah, um. Sorry. What?”

I was too focused on the comments. I think Mireille was saying something, but I wasn’t listening at all.
Mireille sighed as if exasperated, then told me again.

“From the look of it, you truly did not know about the guild or adventurers.”
“Sorry.”
“No. It seems you are not an envoy of a high noble, either.”
“Mm…?”

Why are nobles coming up all of a sudden? I mean, it’s true I have nothing to do with them. Rather, I’m curious why she thought I didn’t.

“Why did you think I had nothing to do with that? I mean, I don’t have anything to do with high nobles.”
“A high noble’s associate would not be this stu— pardon, I thought they would be more intellectual.”
“…………”

I feel like I just got made fun of really hard…!

‘lol’
‘And she can’t even deny it…’
‘She was exposing her ignorance as clearly as it gets lol’

Whose side are the viewers on. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 21

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Dear Senior Adventurers

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/21/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

A town lined with so many buildings. The roads are paved in cobblestone, and wagons look like they’d run easy. A lot of people coming and going, chatter and kids’ energetic voices, overflowing with life.
Yeah. Amazing. A different amazing from Japan. I might like this one better.

‘I’m Japan after all, yeah’
‘As long as there’s a PC and the net, anywhere is fine’
‘I can’t even picture life without a PC or a phone. Absolutely not’
‘Are there nothing but wrecks here?’
‘The fact you’re looking at this means you’re the same, you know’

PCs are convenient. I’ve gotten to touch the one Mami has a little, and I thought it was amazing.
I mean, you just do a little of something called searching and you get all kinds of information. Convenient doesn’t even cover it. According to Mami there’s also lies and wrong information so picking and choosing is a pain, but that’s the same even without a PC.

I want one too, a PC. Well, even if I got a PC I probably couldn’t use it in the forest. I couldn’t connect to that thing called the internet to begin with.
Thinking about that, I follow Mireille. Still, it’s a lively town. Everyone looks like they’re having fun. There are lots of shops too, so I want to stop by later. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 22

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Mana Measurement

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/22/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

‘An ultra sound argument’
‘So there is a baptism kind of thing’
‘There is, but they don’t do it to a kid like Rita-chan’
‘Sad the trope didn’t fire’

I thought they’d do it too. Not that I was hoping, but that I was a little excited is a secret.
Maybe he noticed my dissatisfied face; the old guy gave a wry smile, like, this missy’s got guts.

“We adventurers are a business that runs on trust. Let the townspeople know you picked a fight with a kid. Trust blows away and the work’s gone.”
“Mm… I see.”

When he puts it that way it’s obvious. If the people working at the guild you requested from are dishonest or rough, there’s no way you could trust them. If a rumor like that spread, requests would drop.
If requests drop, the people who can work drop too. For adventurers that’s a matter of life and death. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 23

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Guildmaster

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/23/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Up the stairs, to the third floor. The third floor was a hallway lined with lots of doors. The room Mireille led me to by the hand was the one at the very back.

“Rita. You will now meet the branch chief, that is, the guildmaster here.”
“Mm.”

A meeting with the guildmaster. I wonder what we’ll do. But for now, maybe that. Meeting the most important person here, so don’t be rude, or…

“If the guildmaster does anything unpleasant, please tell me. I will sanction them.”
“…………”

‘What is that, scary’
‘I see, got it. S-rank is above the guildmaster’
‘I thought they were at the top and they’re middle management, I hate this!’
‘Plus the bonus that you never know when the boss is coming’
‘Even in an isekai! There’s no dreams or hope!’

A meritocracy kind of thing, maybe. In terms of personnel I think S-rank is more precious. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 24

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Sage

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/24/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Then I’ll explain the requests. The dragon subjugation: there is a dragon that destroyed a country called Io a year ago. We want to take the initiative and subjugate it before it comes to another country.”
“Ah, yeah…”
“Gathering phoenix tears is, if you can meet the phoenix, you can get them fairly easily. However it lives deep in a volcano, so reaching the nest is difficult.”
“Mm…”
“The Spirit Forest survey is that large mana reactions have been observed frequently of late. It would be investigating the cause. I shouldn’t say this, but I don’t really recommend this one.”

Large mana reactions? Different from magic beasts fighting over territory, right? They say of late, after all. But nothing especially unusual has…

‘Rita-chan Rita-chan’
‘The large mana reactions are Rita-chan’s teleport magic, no?’
‘It’s a transfer from galaxy to galaxy, so it feels like it uses a huge amount of mana too’

“Ah…” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 25

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The Great Spirit’s Secret

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/26/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

We cut across the sky over the Spirit Forest, straight for the center, the World Tree.
The air over the Spirit Forest is the territory of flying magic beasts like wyverns, but today I ignore that. I just beat back the ones that come at us.
In less than thirty minutes, we reached the World Tree.
We land by the World Tree, and then I notice I brought Mireille along on the momentum.

“Ah…”

Mireille was limp. By any look she’s fainted. I didn’t have room to hold back… I might have done a bad thing.
For now I lay her down there. Magic beasts don’t come near the World Tree, so she can wait here for now.

‘Rita-chan, so even that outbound trip she was holding back…’
‘Too fast, I was shocked’

“Mm. Sorry.”

But right now the viewers come later. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 26

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Chiin

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/26/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Eeh… Truly…?”
“Mm. My Master, that is, the previous Guardian, was apparently a teacher at the academy.”
“Sage Kouta, then… I did think he was well versed in many magics, but to think he was a Guardian…”
“Knowing Master, he was probably laughing inside every time the Guardian came up.”

‘Possible lol’
‘Or rather, no question lol’
‘That guy has a mean streak lol’

He likes pranks and such pretty well. I still haven’t forgotten having a weird cushion put on my chair. The one that goes boo. If I get to see him I’ll punch him.
I was going to… punch him…

“Wait!? Please don’t suddenly cry!”
“But…”
“Even a Guardian is as they look, I see… Here, a handkerchief. Yes, chiin.”
“Chiin.”
“Well done.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 27

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National-Treasure Grade

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/27/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Night. The sun’s gone down so I think it’s about time for dinner, but Mireille is just reading and reading. Sitting in a living-room chair, silently.

“Mireille, it’s about night.”
“…………”
“Amazing concentration. No reaction.”

‘Because she heard about the barrier, maybe?’
‘She knows there’s no danger’
‘Even so her wariness is too low’
‘Just like Rita-chan’

I can’t deny it. When I concentrate on reading I get absorbed forever too. There was even a time I concentrated on reading while streaming and read for a whole day.
That time, more than feeling I’d done something bad to the viewers, I was chilled that there were viewers who kept watching nothing but me reading for a whole day.
So I get this of Mireille’s too. I even feel a kinship. But I’m starting to get hungry.
And so, sorry, but I quickly pulled the book away. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 28

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Something Off About the Years

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/28/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

But never seen or heard of, huh. Did Master never try after all. Or he tried but did it alone. I wonder which.

“For the room you’ll stay in, Master’s room…”
“Ah, no. I have a sleeping bag, so here is fine.”
“Eh?”
“Surely there are many memories? I cannot soil them.”

That’s true, but. Still, yeah. Yeah. That’s right. I can’t say I’ve sorted my feelings yet either, so let’s do that.

“Mm. Thank you. Then I’ll be in the room this way, so call me if anything happens.”
“I understand. Thank you, Rita.”
“Mm.”

I nod back and leave the living room. And the room I entered is not my own.
Master’s room.
I’d kept it clean thinking he’d come back someday, but in the end Master stopped coming back. I left his things as they were and waited, though. Continue reading →