Comedy

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 41

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Pheni-chan

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/41/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

I aim my staff at the sky and pack mana in. Imagine the formula, send mana through, start it. What comes out of the tip is a deep-blue pillar of fire.

“My. How pretty.”

Mireille murmurs, impressed. That expression seizes up soon enough, though.
Almost a minute after I raise the pillar. That kid appears from above.
A magic beast like flame itself turned into a huge bird. This kid is big too. About the size of my house, I think. The fire bird looks quietly down at us.

“N-n-n-no way, a phoenix!?”

‘It’s a phoenixhhh!’
‘That’s a phoenix, huh!’
‘Holy crap seeing it for real is seriously cool!’

Yeah, yeah. Everyone’s surprised. Unlike Gon-chan, this kid doesn’t have much intimidation, so.

I raise a hand, and the phoenix opens her mouth.

“Rita-chan, long time no seeee.”
“Pheni-chan, long time no seeee.”
“Eeh…”

‘So casual’
‘Phoenix-san is way too light… lol’
‘The drop from Gon-chan…’

This kid is, well, yeah. She’s like this. She’s been really familiar ever since Master introduced us. Continue reading →

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 36

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On This Island, I

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/36/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Kuu~~, this lemon water is good again!”

Nora raised her voice, looking thoroughly pleased.
After that we had dried our hair thoroughly, and we were each sitting in chairs in the rest room, drinking lemon water.

“You sweat quite a bit in the bath. It’s better for the body to drink lemon water properly.
Ah, when you drink, drink slowly, a little at a time.”

As I said it I put my mouth to the lemon water as well.
Yes. Moisture soaked into a just-bathed body; it was truly delicious.
When it went into full operation, Elma’s shop and the eateries around here were scheduled to put out drinks and simple food, but for today’s pre-opening nothing was prepared.
But honestly, this lemon water alone was delicious enough.
Well, if I had to say… Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 31

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The One Searching

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/31/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The night of the royal capital Romulus is dark.
Moonlight is hidden by clouds; the town is wrapped in pitch-black dark.

By King Zenon’s order, a ban on going out at night.
Because of it, not a single person was walking about.

In the midst of that, a figure moved furtively along a dim street.
It seemed to be a girl student of Romulus Academy.
With suspicious motions she slipped quickly from one building’s shadow to the next.

The figure came out onto the avenue in front of Romulus Academy.
There, she suddenly stopped.

“You there…”

“Eh…”

“You there, miss… a moment, if you would?”

A man’s voice came from the dark of a building’s shadow. Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 34

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Chapter 33: The Ancient Ruins

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/34/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

It’s a fairly famous story that at the Heroes’ and Demon King’s final battle, “God-Demon Annihilation” and the Demon King fought hard enough to change the terrain.
The earth split, the sky tore, and a new mountain range was born, they say.

Well, that’s the kind of story that Hero… or rather, Tsukasa, would do.
And that final battle was fought near Gernika’s old Demon King castle.
And not far from the old Demon King castle were the ruins I was aiming for.

Or rather, they were buried.

“Hey, Ring. There’s no entrance, is there?”
“—Searching… buried in earth. No other entry or exit hits.”
“For real.”

Well. If a fight on the level of a natural disaster happened nearby, a buried entrance isn’t strange.
One big sigh. Can’t be helped. I’ll do it.

I take a stance with the handgun-type devices. But what I’m using this time isn’t mana rounds. A big drill.

Kyuiiiiiin…!

A high sound, and I grind away at the ground. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 40

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Gon-chan

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/40/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The sun has fully slanted, and it’s very dim in the forest. I think I’ve told Mireille about most of the magic beasts. Mireille looks worn out, but it can’t be helped.

“It is more of an inhuman demon-realm than I imagined…”
“Mm. Lots of valuable medicinal herbs, though?”
“Life over money.”

That’s true.
Now then. I feel bad for Mireille, but the next part is the real thing. Rather, what I want to tell her starts here.

“There are lots of dangerous plants too…”
“Mireille. We’re going next, but I am seriously warning you.”
“W-what is it?”
“Absolutely do not make an enemy of the magic beast we’re about to meet. I cannot help you.”

When I say that, Mireille swallows.
Among human mages I have the Great Spirit’s stamp of approval that I am among the strongest. Looking at humans as a whole, as long as magic isn’t sealed I won’t lose, she says. There are also opponents I apparently can’t win against either.
But that’s among humans. When you include magic beasts, it changes a little.

“I’m the Guardian of the Spirit Forest, but I’m not the strongest in the forest.”
“I-is that so?”
“The two magic beasts we’re about to meet are clearly above me. I can’t win. Absolutely.”

Mireille’s face goes pale. I might have threatened too much, but I didn’t lie. If those magic beasts rampage, the Great Spirit herself moves to suppress them.
That said, both are intelligent and they aren’t on bad terms, so they almost never rampage. Continue reading →

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 35

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This Is Treatment by Means of Bathing, Continued

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/35/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Hafuu~… I’m coming back to life~…”

I let it slip as I soaked in the tub, stretching my arms and legs freely.
No, really, I had completely forgotten, but stretching out and soaking in hot water feels good.
It feels as if the blood flow through the whole body improves and various things are washed along.

After that I had washed everyone’s backs as asked.
At the end, then what about my back somehow became a problem, and a scramble was held among Kira and Gerda and Nora.
In the end Dorothea washed it… I do not remember why it came to that.

At any rate, I had safely, peacefully obtained the peace of soaking in the tub.

“Yes. Soaking in a spacious tub like this is a good thing as well.”

Of course the Demon King was soaking in the same tub.
…She really does float in the water, I see. No, I don’t know what I mean. Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 30

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Special Training!

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/30/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The second day after the vampire incident.
This was the underground training ground of Romulus Castle.

“Mm! You’re all here!!”

Gathered were Lady Ulrika, Olivia, Charlotte, and Natasha—the four of them.
And King Zenon.
Olivia, Charlotte, and Natasha were in light clothes that looked easy to move in.

“Then I order you three again. Swiftly subjugate the vampires lurking in the castle town!”

“””Yes!”””

“However, I cannot leave it to you as you are now! You will acquire the strength to fight vampires. Today’s special training is for that!!”

“””Yes!!”””

King Zenon’s voice was full of spirit.
Charlotte shrugged and slowly raised a hand. Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 33

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Chapter 32: The Gravekeeper

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/33/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Early morning, before the sun is fully up.
I wake to the noise.

I get ready and go outside, and even at this hour the town is full of life.
Stalls are already out; everyone is moving around busy, but somehow cheerfully.
I buy breakfast bread at a stall along the way and walk eating it, and I hit the harbor right with sunrise.

The sun comes up from the wide sea’s horizon.
The waves catch the morning sun and glitter. Pretty.
Lots of sailors are going in and out of the ships, and the unloaded cargo is being carried toward the market.

I sit on a big rock, eating bread and staring vaguely, and a big splash goes up in the distance.
A water monster, maybe. It’s huge.

…The fact that I think it looks filling might mean I’m a bit far gone. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 39

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Magic Beast Evaluation Criteria (Rita Version)

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/39/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Now then, I have a request for the Witch of Seclusion.”
“Mm…? That’s sudden…?”
“Yes. For the future as well, I want an easy-to-understand record.”

The Spirit Forest survey is enough as a record, but they say the impressiveness is hard to get, especially because of the contents. The survey results, that is, the Guardian’s magic research, apparently can’t be put out much in public.
I think this is the result of them being considerate of me. I’m a little sorry.

“Depends on the contents, but what?”
“Yes. This next request is S-rank.”
“S-rank… Sorry it’s late, but I don’t get the criteria for ranking requests.”
“Then I shall explain!”

Mireille, who’d gone quiet, suddenly shouts. Maybe she was bored.
According to Mireille, requests of each rank are ones adventurers of that rank take on as a party. S-rank with an S-rank party, A-rank with an A-rank party, that kind of thing.

‘So S-rank requests are pretty dangerous?’
‘Just the highest rank taking it on as a party sounds bad’
‘Rita-chan, you okay? Don’t push yourself?’

I’m really glad they’re worried. Depends on the contents. Continue reading →

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 34

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This Is Treatment by Means of Bathing

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/33/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

And so we went into the changing room at once.
…The Demon King as well.

“Or rather, why is the Demon King with us!?”
“Of course. I am the largest investor and the highest person responsible for this undertaking.
I have a duty to confirm the completeness and the feel of use.”

As she said it she threw out her chest.
A lie. Absolutely a lie.
She just wanted to enjoy this bathing facility, this!

I glanced at Dorothea, who had been following with a look of resignation since a while ago, and sent her a look of sympathy.
…A smile of inexpressible melancholy came back. I understand…

“No, I can understand that, somewhat.
But public order, or rather Your Majesty’s safety…”
“What a strange thing to say. There is no insolent wretch here who could wound me.
Still less with Gerda and Dorothea here.”
“…Th-that is, indeed, so, but…”

That was right. She was different from a VIP of the human world.
The Demon King herself was a being humans could not begin to match.
On top of that, Gerda, who was clearly off the scale. Dorothea probably was as well.

Even with nothing on at all, harm would not reach her. Continue reading →