Comedy

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 34

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This Is Treatment by Means of Bathing

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/33/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

And so we went into the changing room at once.
…The Demon King as well.

“Or rather, why is the Demon King with us!?”
“Of course. I am the largest investor and the highest person responsible for this undertaking.
I have a duty to confirm the completeness and the feel of use.”

As she said it she threw out her chest.
A lie. Absolutely a lie.
She just wanted to enjoy this bathing facility, this!

I glanced at Dorothea, who had been following with a look of resignation since a while ago, and sent her a look of sympathy.
…A smile of inexpressible melancholy came back. I understand…

“No, I can understand that, somewhat.
But public order, or rather Your Majesty’s safety…”
“What a strange thing to say. There is no insolent wretch here who could wound me.
Still less with Gerda and Dorothea here.”
“…Th-that is, indeed, so, but…”

That was right. She was different from a VIP of the human world.
The Demon King herself was a being humans could not begin to match.
On top of that, Gerda, who was clearly off the scale. Dorothea probably was as well.

Even with nothing on at all, harm would not reach her. Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 29

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Charlotte’s Resolve

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/29/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Lady Ulrika is a vampire? It can’t be…”

“That’s—I can’t believe it…”

Olivia and Natasha, having heard the circumstances from King Zenon.
Both of them had frozen, mouths open, from sheer surprise.
Lady Ulrika, for her part, sat in a chair kicking her legs, at her usual pace.

“I hadn’t told you either, Livi? I am the True Ancestor of vampires.”

“”True Ancestor…””

“Those are things we’d like to be told sooner.”

“Mm. I’ll be careful from now on!”

Lady Ulrika answered brightly, whether she understood or not.
King Zenon, exasperated, still brought the talk back to the vampire matter.

“Now, Ulrika. There are a few things I want to ask.”

“Hmm. What might they be?”

“First: are there other vampires in the castle?”

“I don’t sense a presence. There aren’t any now.”

“Then what about the castle town? Can you tell?” Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 32

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Chapter 31: Mother

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/32/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

When I show my face at the guild, Liza worries about me like crazy.
Apparently my eyes were still red. I messed up.
Unnyu. I thought the swelling had gone down.

“Ouka, are you really all right? If something happened I’ll go raid them, you know?”
“Please don’t say dangerous things. You’re the only comfort I have.”
“Oh, excuse me. But I am actually worried?”

Same as always. She smiles at me, warm. It settles me.

“I’m all right. If something happened I’ll settle it myself.
Ah, but if it gets to where I can’t, please help me.”
“Say so properly when that happens, okay?”
“Yes… ah, I’m going out for a bit, so please tell the guildmaster too.”
“I see. Take care.”
“Okaaay. I’m off.”

I leave the Adventurer’s Guild, go straight through the city gate, and then.
Once I’ve checked there’s no one watching, into the sky.
I fly a little slower than usual. Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 38

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Rita’s Epithet

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/38/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“The talk is settled, then!”

There Mireille, who’d been silent until now, raises her voice. She looks somehow really excited. When I wait for the rest, Mireille shouts.

“We will think of Rita’s epithet!”
“Yes. Let’s think.”
“Eh.”

‘Rita-chan finally gets an epithet and title…!’
‘Crap I’m getting excited!’
‘Wait, epithets are self-proclaimed lol’

That’s a surprise for me too. I thought it would be something like getting called that from someone’s evaluation.

“You think of epithets yourself?”

When I ask that, Mireille’s face goes a little exasperated.

“Because you have not been active enough to be evaluated by anyone, Rita.”
“…………”

‘That’s right!’
‘So far she’s only done the Spirit Forest survey!’
‘And she left the report to Mireille so she basically did nothing lol’

Hearing it again, I’m no good. But, um, self-proclaiming is a little embarrassing. Being called it by someone sounds cool, but self-proclaimed…

“First, a proposal from me!”
“G-go ahead…?”
“Witch of Annihilation!”
“Wait.” Continue reading →

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 33

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The Dwarves Did It in a Week.

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/33/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

One week after I made my proposal to the Demon King.
Days of turning through patients in a bustle, slipping past Nasti’s spiteful teasing.
…I felt as if skinship from Gerda and Kira had increased lately, but I would not misunderstand; I know about this.
After days with little things like that.

“You’re kidding…”

I stood dazed at the sight spread before me.
What stood there was the sight I had proposed.
No—a sight upgraded further from that.

“How can something like this be done in only a week…?”
“Ahaha. I advertised like mad among our people and the help increased like crazy.” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 28

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The Vampire’s Identity

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/28/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“There’s one in this room too, you know?”

At Lady Ulrika’s word, the air in the study froze at once.
In the rising tension, a cute voice burst in from outside the door.

“You two! Please wait~”

“Wait, Livi, don’t leave me behind!”

Olivia and Natasha.
The two of them hurried into the study. Sensing the heavy air, they fell quiet at once.

“Ah… sorry…”

“Never mind. You two stay still.”

King Zenon’s words carried a force that brooked no argument.

“Back to the matter… Ulrika. Is it a fact that there is a vampire in this room?”

“Mm. No mistake!”

“In other words, I, Rudolf, Headmaster Neumann, Charlotte. One of we four is a vampire. Is that it?” Continue reading →

Sakura Bullet – 31

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Chapter 30: Artificial Hero

Author: Kurohitsuji
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2086fk/31/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“I only heard it from the former knight-captain… from Owen, but you’re apparently a prototype of an ‘anti-Demon King artificial Hero.'”
“…Haa. Eh, artificial?”
“An anti-Demon King artificial Hero. A Hero made by human hands. Owen found you fifteen years ago in ancient ruins in Gernika and took you in, apparently.
After that, I heard he left you with a church he knew.”
“Nngh… I-I see.”
“My blessing is absorbing the Demon King’s mana. That’s probably why you malfunctioned.”
“…Um, I’m sorry. I know you’re talking about something serious, but.”
“What?”
“…Can something be done about this?” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 37

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Rank Confirmed

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/37/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Ohh, what’s this missy, you’re late.”

The one who called out to me is the old guy who talked to me when I first came to this guild.

“I heard from Scorching Flame missy. You’ll start from C-rank for now, huh.”
“Mm…?”
“C-rank is the rank where you’re seen as a full-fledged adventurer. As expected of someone Scorching Flame missy brought!”
“Haa…”

Leaving the report to Mireille was a mistake after all, maybe. I wanted A-rank if I could… I wanted an epithet too. I wanted a cool one…

‘Rita-chan looks blatantly disappointed lol’
‘The temperature gap with the old guy’
‘But C, huh. I thought she’d get special treatment one way or another’
‘Me too’

Well, it can’t be helped. Special treatment would earn resentment from other people. Yeah, this is fine. Yeah.
………… I wanted A-rank… Continue reading →

I Was Reincarnated Without Cheat and Sacrificed to the Demon King – 32

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Negotiation, or a Presentation

Author: Iwashi-zukushi
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3388fm/32/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

And then that day came.

“Right, then let’s go, Gerda, Kira!”

At my fired-up voice, the two of them.

“Ah. Her Majesty is waiting as well. Let us go at once.”

A settled voice.

“A-are we really going…? I feel unsettled…”

A voice that would not come to a boil, or rather had lost its nerve.

The former was Gerda, of course, and the latter Kira.
Of course there was no option of not going.

“What are you saying, at this late hour.
Gerda went to the trouble of arranging it, and the Demon King is giving us her time.
There’s no option of not going.”
“Th-that’s true, but… Asha alone would be… fine…”

Yes, well, to be honest I would not deny that.
But it was also a fact that it would go faster with Kira there.

“If it’s only the proposal, I can do it alone.
But to give it persuasive force, I need you, Kira.”
“Uuu… if you… say that…”

…Sorry, Kira.
I am aware I am saying it knowing she is weak to the word need.
I won’t misuse it, I absolutely won’t!

Making excuses inwardly, I pushed once more. Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 27

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True Ancestor

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/27/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“”Ulrika!?””

Lady Ulrika had appeared all of a sudden.
King Zenon and Rudolf held their heads, at a loss.

“Hihihiii~!?”

And Headmaster Neumann was prostrating himself at Lady Ulrika’s feet.
Her mere appearance was chaos.

“Ulrika. Did you need something?”

“Mm! School starts tomorrow, so I thought I’d show you the bag I’m taking…”

Bag in one hand, Lady Ulrika spun around.
Her skirt lifted lightly. A terribly cute gesture.

“You seem to be in the middle of something?”

“Ulrika! Wait, Ulrika!!”

This time a cute voice burst in from outside the door.
A flustered Charlotte had come chasing Lady Ulrika. Continue reading →