An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 09 Souvenirs

Souvenirs

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/9/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“More importantly, souvenirs.”

What I took out of the vinyl bag was two curry buns, one pack of four mitarashi dango, and two of Mami’s homemade onigiri. She’d arranged it so the Great Spirit and I could split it evenly.

“Here, Spirit-sama.”
“Yes. Thank you.”

I hand the Great Spirit a curry bun and an onigiri. All right, let’s eat right away.
I tear the curry bun bag… This bag is amazing too. Isn’t Japan too amazing?
Pakuri, a bite. Hmm…

“There’s no curry…”

‘Ahh… lol’
‘Rita-chan, with store-bought curry buns the filling is sometimes bunched to one side. If you keep eating it’ll come out’

“Huh.”

If I keep munching along, the curry comes out right away. It’s not the gloopy stuff that sits on curry rice, but this is definitely curry. A little on the sweet side, but spicy, and it goes well with the bread. Delicious.

“Whoever thought of putting curry in bread is a genius, I think.” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 08

Practical Drill ~Sword~

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/8/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

They pulled themselves together for the swordsmanship practical.

The exam itself was one-on-one mock combat with wooden swords.
On the training ground, Lady Ulrika was already working as if it were the real thing.

Wooden sword in one hand, she bounced around.
Opposite her, Holy Knight Govan cut in with practiced skill.

“Secret technique: Fang Chain Slash!”

Govan’s blade stabbed in a chain—a secret art faster than the eye.
Lady Ulrika slipped every strike with easy motion.

“Come, aim properly.”

“Damn it! Why won’t it hit!?”

“Because your sword is slow.”

“Slow? That’s absurd!”

Govan raised his speed.

“Secret technique: Gale Twin Blades! And secret technique: Raging Tiger Barrage!!”

Govan attacked without a breath. Lady Ulrika kept dodging, unfazed.

“Hah… hah… kh!”

“Your movements are dulling. There.”

“Wha—guaah!?” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 08 There Was No Rule That Said You Can’t Break the Rules!

There Was No Rule That Said You Can’t Break the Rules!

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/8/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“And so, I’m home.”

‘What “and so” are we talking about’
‘We’re in the usual forest before we knew it’

After that, I came back to the usual forest. I thought I’d explain directly to their mom, but according to Mami it would get complicated, so don’t, she said. She’ll explain.
To be honest, I’m bad at explaining, so I was grateful.

‘So what happened in the end?’

“Mm. I’m planning to teach only magic that isn’t dangerous. Cleansing magic and so on.”

‘You’re teaching her’
‘A little unexpected’
‘If it’s cleansing magic, it should be fine, right?’

Probably fine. Depending on how you use it you might be able to do bad things too, but that’s the same as tools even a child can touch. If I teach her properly it should be fine. Should.

‘So, Rita-chan. Impressions of your first Japan—or rather, first curry?’

“To put it mildly, the best.”

I never thought I’d get to eat katsu curry. It was so, so good. I really want to eat it again. Just imagining it, I might start drooling.

“I saw something called a television too, and that’s amazing. I don’t get how a thing like such a thin board can make pictures move. Science is amazing.”

‘I don’t know. I’m a little happy’
‘I get it. Makes you smirk’
‘Doya!’
‘Well, we didn’t make it lol’

But it’s true that Earth’s humans made it. I really think it’s amazing. People here definitely couldn’t make it. Science and technology themselves aren’t that developed.

I walk at an easy pace through the forest as it starts to get dark. My destination is the World Tree.
Reaching the World Tree, I immediately called the Great Spirit.

“Spirit-sama, you there? Guess not. Then no souvenirs.” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 07

Practical Drill ~Magic~

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/7/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The day after Lady Ulrika transferred to the human world.
Under a clear sky, this was the soldiers’ training ground at Romulus Castle.

“Mm. Fine weather!”

“Yes… it is…”

Lady Ulrika, all smiles, and Olivia, tense.
And then…

“Ha ha ha! Fine weather indeed!!”

“Haa… why me…”

King Zenon, booming with laughter, and Holy Knight Govan, sighing deep.
On the wide training ground, only the four of them stood.

“Um… Your Majesty, may I ask a question?”

“What is it, Olivia? Speak.”

“Why is Your Majesty here?”

“I heard Ulrika would be doing a preliminary drill for the exam, so I came to cheer her on as a friend.”

“Ohh! I’m glad, Zenon. As expected of my friend!!”

“It’s only natural. Ha ha ha!”

Lady Ulrika delighted, King Zenon roaring. A cheerful Demon King and king.

“Um… then why is Sir Govan here?”

“I can’t leave His Majesty alone… I’m the escort…” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 06

The Study at Midnight

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/6/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

Late at night.
The hour even vampires have gone to sleep.
A small light burned in King Zenon’s study in Romulus Castle.

King Zenon sat on a lavish sofa, knocking back drink.
On the sofa across from him sat a slim man, a little older than the king.

“The Demon King’s arrival… I was surprised when I heard.”

The man tipped a glass of ice with a clink.
Rudolf, one of the ministers who held up the Kingdom of Romulus.

“And then enrolling that Demon King in the academy… I truly wonder what Your Majesty is thinking…”

“Sorry. I didn’t consult you.”

“I’m not attacking you. I’m worried.”

Rudolf’s manner was far too blunt for a king.
That tone and bearing were also a measure of how much they trusted each other.

“But a Demon King… is she the real thing?”

“Who knows. There’s no way to confirm it. However…”

King Zenon drained his glass in one go, ice clinking.

“I think she’s real.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 07 Cleansing Magic

Cleansing Magic

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/7/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

‘Rita-chan must have had a time like that too’
‘Master must have raised you thinking the same thing’

“Ah, yeah. Master used to do peek-a-boo at me a lot. He made a weird face, and I didn’t really get it.”
“Eh. Rita-chan, you remember when you were little?”
“Mm. I remember.”

I remember not just from after I was taken in, but up until I was abandoned too.
One reason I can live as a witch is this memory. For a mage, memory is a talent on the same level as handling mana—maybe even more important.

‘The memory is one thing, but Master’s story is what’s surprising lol’
‘Peek-a-boo lmao’
‘That person did stuff like that, huh lol’

He was pretty deredere, I guess. He apparently hadn’t even considered that I’d remember, though.
When I told him that story, his cheek twitched in a really funny way.

“Well then. I’ll go wash the dishes, so Rita-chan, you take it easy.”

With that, Mami stood up.

“Mm? If that’s it, I’ll do it.”
“Eh. Ah, no. That’s really…”
“It’ll be done right away.”

I’ll use cleansing magic, so it’s not a problem. I got treated to katsu curry, even got ice cream, and on top of that going home without doing anything would be wrong, I think.
I take my staff and use cleansing magic. The dishes on the table are wrapped in light for an instant, and become as clean as new.

“Wah… Amazing. Thank you.”
“Mm. Thank you too.”
“I’ll just go put them away, then.” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 05

The Demon King and the Princess

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/5/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“Listening to you, what a rude creature!”

“An insult to the princess will not be tolerated! Prepare yourself!!”

Swords and staves pointed at Lady Ulrika.
She, however, remained at her own pace.

“You’ve got spirit! You’ve got energy! That’s a good thing!!”

Crunch, crunch… crunch, crunch…

“I can’t believe you’re still eating cookies!”

“Insolent girl. She must want a painful lesson!”

The young ladies only grew louder, watching her chew.
Then the girl who had named herself third princess spoke, quietly.

“Everyone, put your weapons away.”

“But, Princess…”

“Ganging up to hurt a child like this would only look pathetic, wouldn’t it?”

At the third princess’s order, the young ladies reluctantly sheathed their weapons.

“Besides, not knowing who I am means you must have lived in some terribly backwater place. Poor country girl. I’ll forgive you. Fufu.”

“The princess is so kind. Still, I wonder what countryside she came from? Pfft.”

“It’s unkind to laugh. Hee hee…”

They laughed at Lady Ulrika. She kept eating cookies.
Crunch, crunch… crunch, crunch… Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 04

Lady Ulrika, in a Pinch!?

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/4/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

The scene shifts to a terrace on the inner courtyard of Romulus Castle.
Soft sunlight poured in. Lady Ulrika sat at a lavish tea table.
Beside her stood a girl in a maid uniform.

“Nice to meet you! As of today I’ve been assigned as Lady Ulrika’s attendant. My name is Olivia. I’m fourteen this year. I’ll do my very best. Please take care of me!”

Olivia, the new attendant, greeted her at full volume.
A cute girl whose brown eyes and hair suited her well.

“Ulrika Demonica Vanillacross. Zenon’s friend, and also the Demon King. A pleasure!”

“The Demon King… So what His Majesty said was true…”

“Hn? Something the matter?”

“No, it’s nothing. I’ll prepare tea. Please wait a moment.”

Olivia worked quickly.
Soon a steaming teacup and a spread of colorful sweets arrived.

“Ohh! They look delicious!”

“Herb tea and cookies. I hope they’re to your taste…”

“I’ll have some at once!”

Crunch, crunch… crunch, crunch…

“They’re delicious! Olivia… is a bit long. Livi, you’ve got a gift for picking sweets!”

“Thank you! Actually I didn’t pick those cookies. I baked them myself.”

“Hoh! Splendid skill. That’s talent.” Continue reading →

An Isekai Witch’s Streaming Life – 06 Ice Cream

Ice Cream

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/6/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

From the sound of it it seems hard, but maybe it’s easy once you actually do it. The annoying part doesn’t change, though. Meaning she went out of her way to make it.
I look at Mami. She’s smiling.

“It’s really good.”
“Is it? I’m glad.”

I heard a small sigh of relief. Was she nervous. It’s not like I’d complain when she’s cooking for me.
All right, next is the curry itself…

“What is this. It’s so thick and gloopy.”
“Eh?”

‘Eh?’
‘From the video it looks about standard, I think’
‘What was Master’s curry that Rita-chan ate even like…’

“It was brown water on rice.”

‘O-oh’
‘What is that (confused)’
‘Just hearing it sounds awful’

No, it was good, so I liked it… But this is completely different. If this is what Master had in mind, I can understand why he called it a failed work.
I put it on the rice and try it. The sharp little spiciness is to my taste.

“Anyway, I can say this much.”
“W-what?”
“Master’s curry rice was garbage. No mistake.” Continue reading →

Demon King Wants to Go to School – 03

The Demon King and the King

Author: Unicoon
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n8138gc/3/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

“What is this about school?”

“I don’t understand. Someone explain!”

The nobles were in an uproar.

“School? There’s no way we can let someone this unknown—”

One noble muttered it.
Lady Ulrika caught it at once.

“So it’s no good? That’s a shame… If I can’t go to school, perhaps I’ll destroy this world…”

The nobles’ panic only grew.

“Destroy the world? There’s no way she could!”

“But if it’s the Demon King from the legends, destroying the world would be…”

“The Demon King is a fairy-tale, obviously!”

Tension filled the audience chamber.
Then a huge laugh rang out.

“Ha ha ha! School? The Demon King wants to go to school?”

King Zenon clutched his stomach.
He rose from the throne and walked up to Lady Ulrika, unhurried.

“What? You’re not afraid of me?”

“Afraid? This is interesting. All the more if you’re the real Demon King!”

“Is it! Interesting, is it!!”

“It is! Interesting! Ha ha ha!”

“I see, I see! Ha ha ha!!” Continue reading →