5 I Get Talked About on the Boards
Author: Bishamon Mine
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n0664js/6/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA
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Earthnoid
That Akakiba guy is nuts.
Earthnoid
Yeah, the special model’s enviable, but the flying is insane. AIM’s a little shaky though.
Earthnoid
AIM’s bad?
Earthnoid
There was a party recruit for the “Amir’s Dream” quest so I joined.
But I went to the meetup in a fighter and got kicked from the party on the spot.
I just started, and it was my first party, so I have no idea why I got thrown out.
Could someone please tell me?
Earthnoid
Post your specs and your frame specs.
Questioner
Stats are reflex-type.
Sealstones I happened to get, I have two: 〖Poison〗 and 〖Poison Immunity〗.
The frame I picked at initial selection is the latest version of the mass-production Swallowtail. The 14th-generation one, the generation that went up.
Earthnoid
S-w-a-l-l-o-w-t-a-i-l lmaoooooooo
Earthnoid
I wanted to say what are you laughing at lmao
but Swallowtail lmao I can’t, Waro is actually funny lmao
Earthnoid
First time in a while we’ve had a victim of organic Waro lmao
>>Questioner
Go read the top of the strategy wiki out loud 100 times
Questioner
I went and read it.
Is Swallowtail a landmine?
Earthnoid
Landmine of landmines. It’s a nuclear landmine.
Earthnoid
>>Questioner
You gotta buy a new frame.
In Fate Link: Legendia the basic fight is tank role, big hard frame, eating enemy shots, getting the barrier topped off, while firepower deals the damage.
In this game a dodge tank that can’t eat shots is worthless.
Loltail: no defense, no heal, no firepower.
If you pick Swallowtail at frame select, you’re bricked.
The earliest frame, Whiteman, is about as weakest as Swallowtail.
Either way nobody’s letting you in a party.
Earthnoid
Whiteman’s a trainer, though.
The fact Loltail is called weakest right next to a trainer is the real problem.
Well, all you can do is leech and farm merit points, no?
Earth doesn’t have diplomatic relations with any country over there, so you can’t convert real money into credits or whatever.
Wish they’d hurry up and open relations.
Questioner
I see… I don’t want to leech.
That’s unfortunate.
Earthnoid
>>Questioner
https://www. whotube.com/watch?v=QVxDOjw7HPO
Earthnoid
What’s a WhoTube video gonna do
That’s Hina’s place, right
You a Hina-channel believer?
1.5 million subs, that place is already huge enough
Does it need advertising?
URL poster
The Waro moving in the back
Earthnoid
>>URL poster
Hah? What is this
Earthnoid
Wait, this is a solo Loltail dropping 〈Deli-At〉!?
What is this, is a player actually flying this!?
Earthnoid
What is this completely insane trajectory! And don’t do high-speed combat in space!!
Earthnoid
And they’ve got a sprout on!?
Earthnoid
No no, no way that’s a sprout.
They were flying space fighters before FateLege even started, no?
Earthnoid
There were no space fighters, so how were they flying one lmao
Earthnoid
They’re even using 〈Excitation Wings〉 lmao
This is already a human TAS lmao
〈Excitation Wings〉 in space, never mind on the ground, is ridiculous lmao it’s so wrong I can only do a weird laugh lmao
Earthnoid
Never heard of a player called Suu. Might actually be a sprout.
No way a player this good could stay hidden.
If they’re not a beginner, the question is where they’ve been hiding until now.
A maniac trajectory like this, even Crimson Flash Alice probably couldn’t do it.
Earthnoid
Alice-tan, huff huff
Earthnoid
It’s pink, not red.
Questioner
Thank you, everyone.
I’ll try aiming for this person and doing my best in a Swallowtail too.
Hakusen
Hold, do not be hasty, de gozaru!
This is not to be imitated. I sense madness, de gozaru!
From where this humble one stands, it is the power “a shade-type talent can only obtain by throwing their entire real life on top of that,” held in the chest as a Restriction and Oath of “I don’t mind if it ends here, so everything I have”!
Do this and it becomes “Just how!! Far from here!! How much…!!” de gozaru.
Beginner-dono, if it is a Versus Frame I shall lend you my spare—no, I shall give it. So do not be hasty!
“You must not imitate the one called Suu,” de gozaru!
Simply put, you will lose your friends. You will become socially unfit. De gozaru!
I await on planet Highlane, so come, de gozaru.
Unkempt hair, marigold-patterned kimono. ID Hakusen, de gozaru!
Questioner
Really!? Thank you so much. I’m heading there now.
Earthnoid
Good for you
Earthnoid
That Hakusen person is nice 88888
Earthnoid
For real though, is this actually a newbie?
The Waro they’re riding looks like an early lot.
The last-gen one.
You know, the one they handed out in the scatter event at official service launch.
Earthnoid
Early Waro, the one that was so unusable people flamed “admins handing out industrial waste at the Chapter 2 start event, and the first event at that”?
Earthnoid
Mystery admins, the worst
Earthnoid
Only acceleration, turning, and top speed on the ground
Low firepower, paper armor
Earthnoid
Yeah, low firepower and it still burned real good
Earthnoid
Who cooked
Earthnoid
Excitation Wings and Critical Blackbody Beam do have firepower though.
Earthnoid
Excitation Wings = too much speed, you just hit them.
Critical Blackbody Beam = a frame that only has mobility, and the engine stops.
The acceleration being too high is the problem, if anything.
You don’t need that much accel in space.
Nudge the output and it accelerates like an idiot, so it’s the worst kind of hindrance.
Earthnoid
Nobody had credits back then, and a lot of people were at zero merit points and credits, so they hyped the present and got slammed into the pit of despair. Of course it flamed.
The merit points they handed out were a whatever amount too.
This one was pickling their frame, no?
Earthnoid
Maybe they bought the frame.
From a player or whatever.
Earthnoid
You can’t even bank credits or points properly until you’re a Strider, so how does a newbie buy one.
Use real money and have a player transfer it?
Earthnoid
And if you’re buying, you would never buy a mass-prod Waro.
Earthnoid
Maybe I’ll try going dodge tank using this video as a reference
Earthnoid
No, if you don’t eat enemy shots with a barrier the tank role is pointless. This fighting style is for solo, right
Earthnoid
You’re pretty smart
Tonks
One Who Saw the Abyss
Still, what even is Fate Link: Legendia.
It’s clearly not a game.
Earthnoid
Everyone suspects that, but even NASA hasn’t found proof it’s real.
Earthnoid
Well, if you become a player you can make money with a game feel, so it’s fine, no?
Earthnoid
But the ones who volunteer instead of getting chosen as players mostly have no talent, wreck their frame at the start, and their player life ends.
Earthnoid
Anyway I’m gonna watch the video again.
Earthnoid
Hey. This player Suu, maybe they’re the uploader of this video?
https://www. whotube.com/watch?v=QVxDOjw7HPO
Earthnoid
People who clicked the URL, tell us if it’s safe.
Earthnoid
It’s just a normal Tube URL.
Earthnoid
You guys, look at this!!
This video is actually insane!!
Earthnoid
Wait, what is this !!!!
Deathroad Papilio “Death Road” difficulty 〈Insanity〉 clear!?
And a mass-prod!? Unmodded last-gen——13th-generation Waro!?
Suu and this uploader are definitely the same person!! Like hell there are two people who can do this!!!
Earthnoid
Hard to tell on phone footage but this is too crazy!! Seriously too crazy!!
They’ve completely stopped being human!!!
Earthnoid
I see, so they were hidden in the training grounds the whole time.
That’s why even this good, nobody knew them??
Earthnoid
But the comments on this video are a dumpster fire, it’s way too sad.
The description says “I worked for three years” and they still got comments this nasty. I’d never get in a fighter again.
15 views, 120 comments, almost all hate, what is that. Impossible.
Somebody’s definitely brigading.
I’m gonna go praise them a bit.
Earthnoid
Tch, maybe I’ll go too.
Getting raided this hard is way too sad.
Earthnoid
I mean, if it gets this many bads the video won’t surface……
Earthnoid
This is hideous. They worked three years and posted one single video, and people can still do this.
Earthnoid
No wonder we never noticed the video existed.
Earthnoid
We get how amazing Suu-san is, so we have to praise them! I’ll drop in real casual.
Earthnoid
Someone’s getting driven by a sense of mission lmao
Well, I’ll go too.
Earthnoid
Hey. If you crank the video volume all the way, doesn’t it sound like a girl, a super cute voice?
She’s going “Gorgon Jumprooope.”
Earthnoid
For real! I can hear it!
A girl’s flying this? Waro waro waro lmao
Earthnoid
I feel like God just gave me a mission too!! Waro waro lmao
Going to praise Waro waro waro lmao
Earthnoid
If it’s a girl’s first upload and it’s getting slammed with bads, she probably doesn’t know that’s why her video isn’t surfacing.
Earthnoid
Shall we make her get it?
Earthnoid
Yeah. Then from now we gotta make this uploader get it, right?
Earthnoid
This video’s rightful value