Second Chat Lottery

Author: Ryusui
Raw: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2121hw/46/
Translator: Lilia v4
Editor: Yuriko AYA

I teleport from Mami’s house, and where I am is the rooftop of some Tree. No people, so very convenient.
Then, start streaming.

“Mm.”

‘Mm’
‘Greet properly?’
‘Say hello!’

“I’m going to decide where to go with a chat lottery.”

‘Complete ignore lol’
‘Chat lottery!? Chat lottery for real!?’
‘It’s been a while!’
‘And there aren’t many people now! Chance!’
‘Not many people (in the tens of thousands)’
‘Not many, she says’

Lots, huh. Lately no matter when I start it goes over ten thousand right away, so I’ve stopped being surprised. Even though it’s a stream where I don’t particularly do anything. Anyway, the destination.

“First, conditions. Inside Japan. I don’t intend to go to other countries.”

‘Figures’
‘I wanted to say New York, teary-eyed’
‘Overseas bros, please give up’

I’ll say it again and again, if the language doesn’t work I absolutely won’t go. It’d only be inconvenient. But put the other way, if the language works, anywhere is fine.

“Then… When I clap, the tenth comment.”

‘That’s too close!’
‘There’s no way that’s an instant lol’
‘She’s totally trying to get it over with lol’

I haven’t had lunch yet. I want to finish quick and go eat. And this way is easier for me to understand too.
Then, I raise my hand…

‘The comments dropping so obviously is really lol’
‘From here it’s a contest of reflexes…!’
‘All right, come anytime!’

I wait just a little more, confirm the comments have dropped quite a bit, then clap.

‘Hokkaido!’ ‘Yamanashi!’ ‘Mt. Fuji’ ‘Biwa Lake only’ ‘Takoyaki’ ‘Champon and stuff is delicious’ ‘The Great Buddha in Nara!’ ‘Kagawa’ ‘Harajuku or something!’

‘Osaka, right!’

‘Aomori’ ‘Nagasaki, castella is good!’ ‘Utsunomiya’ ‘Some remote island or something’ ‘Tottori Sand Dunes!’

Hmm… There are lots more, but for now it’s decided. This time it’s Osaka. Osaka was a big city too, I think?

“Osaka. Where in Osaka should I go?”

‘Osaka, huh… I was aiming for it too…’
‘Let’s switch gears. Osaka then it’s takoyaki, right’
‘And okonomiyaki or kushikatsu or something?’
‘They only put out food candidates, that’s lol’
‘Well it’s Rita-chan we’re dealing with’

Takoyaki. I remember Master saying he wanted to try making it. Only then he couldn’t find something to replace the octopus, so he gave up, I think.

“Master was lamenting, there are bizarre magic beasts, so why can’t I find octopus.”

‘Master lololol’
‘He at least tried to challenge it lol’
‘Can’t be helped if he couldn’t find it’

Octopus. I wonder what it’s like. I’m a little curious.
Anyway, Osaka. First I’ll look up the exact place. Take the smartphone out of the Item Box, and.

“Ta-daa.”

‘Ta-daa’
‘Ta-daa, you like it? lol’
‘At last even Rita-chan has a tool of civilization…!’

Isn’t that too much?
How to use it, I learned little by little from Mami. According to Mami, still only the basic parts, she says. But I can at least use the map function.
Start it, open the map, O, o, sa, ka…

‘What is this. Super heartwarming’
‘Inputting one character at a time carefully is a little cute’
‘I was like that at first too…’

Mm. Okay, it opened. Hmm… Seems like quite a distance, but I get the general idea. But just in case, I’ll aim somewhat high, around over a building, and teleport.
I tap the floor lightly with my staff and use teleport magic. The tapping the floor motion isn’t actually necessary, either.
After a moment of floating, I was in the sky.

“Hmm… Is this right…? Anyone who can tell?”

I point the light orb at the ground. From my view Tokyo and Osaka don’t feel that different. Both are cities with lots of tall buildings. Being able to make this many buildings is amazing.

‘Yikes’
‘Lower than earlier but there’s no footing so this is scarier’
‘I’m getting anxious so please go down somewhere already’

You don’t have to worry that much, I won’t fall. Even if something happens and I do fall, as long as I’m wearing this robe it’s fine.
But a lot of people seem bad with high places, so I’ll move. Where should I go.

‘Better to avoid the ground all of a sudden maybe’
‘Lots of foot traffic. If everyone stops at once someone might get hurt’
‘There’s a building kind of diagonal front right, yeah? That’s a commercial facility so that’s good’

“Mm.”

I nod and look the way they said. A building whose rooftop is a bit of a garden. There are people, but not so many it’s huge, so it should be fine.
I fly slowly that way. If I move like falling and bump into someone I’ll hurt them.
As I get closer to the rooftop garden, a few people start noticing me.

“No way, is that maybe…”
“What, someone’s flyin’! They filming something?”
“Whoa, they’re really flying!”

Hmm… Might be a little embarrassing.

‘What is this superiority’
‘Even though I’m not even there, it kind of… becomes a habit…’
‘Let’s shoot fireworks into the sky and gather attention!’

“No, I won’t.”

‘Figures’

That would be dangerous, I think.
I come down slowly and everyone makes space. I land in the widened space and look around. Everyone is looking at me. And they’re pointing smartphones at me doing something.
Smartphones can take pictures, I think. Hmm…

“Mm.”

I wave a little and the people pointing smartphones start making a fuss. It’s quiet so I can’t tell well, but they seem happy so it’s fine, I guess.

‘Getting a wave from Rita-chan is so enviable though’
‘I want a wave too’
‘I want her to wave at the camera… no, that would just feel empty…’

I wonder what the viewers want from me.
Anyway, I should move soon. If I stay here I’ll only get fussed over.

“Please guide me.”

‘All right leave it to us!’
‘This job only we can do!’
‘A job the people on the real side can’t do!’
‘This is the peak of superiority!’
‘Well we still can’t see it in real life though’
‘Please stop’

Everyone looks like they’re having more fun than usual today. I feel a little fun too.
Following the guidance that shows up in the comments, I leave the garden.